The "At least I'm not like you." Is so vague that they could literally think it is about anything but, they will think we mean their flaws so they'll shut up and leave you alone. (When I use it it is normally like "Haha. Have you even looked at my classes?" Or "I don't have a criminal record.") It works pretty good because they know you will say something back. (And if they threaten to kill you, laugh and dare them to. They will run away.... Usually.)
Im just a bit of a pacifist so I’m all like “Nooo be nice to eveeeryyonne!”
But those would probably work.
OR YOU CAN KILL THEM
"huh? arent you going to feed me, hinata?"
Telling people who make fun of you for being skinny (If they are one of those Barbies.)"At least I'm not like you." Works well. If it does not work, you can always make a bow and arrow out of a ruler, rubberbands, and a few pencils and shoot them with pencils and sticks until they submit to you will and admit your dominance.
While making people submit to you is good (BECOME A EVIL OVERLORD. ANYONE WHO MAKES FUN OF YOU DIES) insulting their body-type wouldn’t be so good. Fat-shaming isn’t nice (even if they’re being a total shit to you).
Instead, you should take over the world. All the people who were mean to you will respect you now! Mwahahahahahaaa
my favourite thing to do is watch people completely own homophobics on facebook
I sure hope there won’t be another vicTIM of Alex!
You know you are at the bottom of the food-chain when a freshman takes your lunch money. (Or when a group of Seniors insist on making you an elf costume and using you as part of their decorations.) (Or when the sub refuses to allow you to go to an important assembly because she thinks you are lying about your age.) (Or when you are barely 5 feet tall.) (Or when you are 80 pounds because everybody else can literally eat you alive and that is a fear I do have.)
I won’t eat you Anon! I’ll give you lots of yummy food! And hugs!!
Don’t you cry nooo morrreee
» Idk if this has been done or not, but I’M DOING THE THING AND THERE’S NO STOPPING ME.
» the adventures of Amy and Alex…
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MARBLE HORNETS: 30 day challenge
Day 4 - Favorite ship: Jaysica
Major unpopular opinion here, but I gotta say. I love these two so much.